i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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