Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
