You're a womanizer and a bitch.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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