is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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