Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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