I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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