grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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