"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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