how can u be prego again
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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