i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Is it because I queefed?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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