you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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