My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
