And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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