Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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