Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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