lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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