Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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