You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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