do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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