What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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