So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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