she was so not down for the gang bang
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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