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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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