arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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