Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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