so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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