Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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