He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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