We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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