with your own penis?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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