She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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