If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You smell like stripper and shame
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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