the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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