I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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