More tranny stories later!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Randomize
