Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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