oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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