piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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