Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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