he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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