Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
