You're my little dorito
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?