Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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