real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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