1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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