Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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