either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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