Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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