I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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