RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
