Having a random hookup so left but love u
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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