We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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