so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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