he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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