North Korea, Best Korea!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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