They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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