Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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