I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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