Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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